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Source: lucy-vanpelt
shout out to mom and dad for not naming me Mildred
(via plottobombthepanhandle)
Source: partycrocanthem
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
soooo ggoood!
(via anditisalways-1895)
Source: lakilester
When someone asks “Why would you do that to yourself?” always say “I did it for Satan”
From now on that will be my response.
(via dazed-andorconfused)
Source: btweddle
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
(via anditisalways-1895)
Source: moritzsstiefel
I hate it when I put lol at the beginning and endings of my sentences because I forgot I put it at the start. Fuck…
of all the random fucking things to write into the earth to be seen from satellite
(via dallas-salad)
Source: matthejew